Be a Star!

Vat? You think you’re funny. So don’t be a schmuck. Share your jokes. Oy Vey!

Who knows?

You might even have your joke re-told at a Friar’s Club Roast, or on television … or even on the internet by some popular star or self-aggrandized celebrity.

Now remember, of course, by sending in any joke to Oy Vey, you are agreeing to accept our Terms. And since this is Oy Vey, use your kopf … send us a joke that fits. Jewish jokes, Israeli jokes, Yiddish jokes. Preferably in English or Hebrew. If you’re fortunate enough, our editors may include your humoric donation to our public record. If not, don’t worry, kid, you can always go up the ladder the old fashioned way: By selling off your dignity, one piece at a time.