The Price Tag War
Or, why Israel and the Palestinians fight more in the Summer
As it turns out, some extensive research has been done by the Fools’ Research Institute of Enterprise Studies (FRIES) into why Israeli and Palestinian armed forces attack each other more during the Summer months.
Counter-intuitively, it is not because the rainless weather makes it easier for the armed fighters to attack.
As the data points out, it is actually because the people of the area are addicted to sun-bathing, and so they march off into the intolerable heat, because the rumor is that it will improve their tan.
Source: Laughzilla for Oy Vey
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