There I was, meandering through Jerusalem in January 2012 when I stumbled upon this sign outside a local street food vendor.

Isn’t this just what the doctor ordered when he told you to cut down on your number of meals? Just combine them and you’re AOK.

If that made ya laugh, checkout our funny friends at The Daily Dose.

Ehhh … Slicha. Are you to like?

So I was wandering through the shuk somewhere in Israel early in January 2012 and I ran into this t-shirt hanging on a rack for sale at a price of about $7 (nis 30) at the time.

What makes this shirt even funnier than it first appears, is that in fact there are certain ways of using the grammar they chose to print, correctly. However, of course, none of those ways are as obvious as the fact that they obviously spelled “Too” incorrectly as “To”.  Naturally, the punchline was too big to fail and too funny to ignore.

Ahh … Channukah. The festival of lights.

A time to gamble for chocolate gelt or other goodies.

A celebration of oil energy.

And sometimes, a time for major historic events.

Whatever your reason for celebrating, here’s hoping you enjoy these eight nights of presents and tasty fried treats.

L’Chaim!

Hershel: It’s Hannukah … time for Jews to light candles and gamble on the improbabilities of life.

Esther: And this you call a holiday? Shush. Eat some latkes.

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Remember folks … the oil that burns for eight days is a miracle, and the friends who share our jokes and pictures are miraculous.

We stumbled upon a sewage pipe in a street in Israel in early December 2011, and here is a photo of what it looked like standing across the street, just out of the way of being under the column of high pressure water.

Don’t be a Schnorrer. If you liked this one, pass it on.  It helps us subsidize the knishes we donate to all the comic kibitzes and semi-kosher coffee klatches.

So, you’re laughing? Don’t be a shnook. Nu? Tell your friends, already.

Oy Vey – you’d think it would be easier to teach you the power of strong social connections.

And you can thank Laughzilla and The Daily Dose for making these laughs possible.

So, you’re laughing? Don’t be a shnook. Nu? Tell your friends, already.

Oy Vey – you’d think it would be easier to teach you the power of strong social connections.

And you can thank Laughzilla and The Daily Dose for making these laughs possible.

So, you’re laughing? Don’t be a shnook. Nu? Tell your friends, already.

Oy Vey – you’d think it would be easier to teach you the power of strong social connections.

And you can thank Laughzilla and The Daily Dose for making these laughs possible.

So, you’re laughing? Don’t be a shnook. Nu? Tell your friends, already.

Oy Vey – you’d think it would be easier to teach you the power of strong social connections.

And you can thank Laughzilla and The Daily Dose for making these laughs possible.

So, you’re laughing? Don’t be a shnook. Nu? Tell your friends, already.

Oy Vey – you’d think it would be easier to teach you the power of strong social connections.

And you can thank Laughzilla and The Daily Dose for making these laughs possible.